Slurpee DJ

Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.

Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?

by Yuriality July 9, 2021

DJ Yaneek

MVP, Goat and Luxembourg Nightlife Hall of Famer. He’s one of the DJs that ALWAYS delivers. When your night is almost over and you’re tipsy sipping your last drink, he’ll always find that one last classic R&B song to bring your mood back up and let out your inner Michael Jackson one last time on the dance floor. Vote for Luxembourg’s OG and prettiest motherfucker in the game.

Cant compete with DJ Yaneek.

by dewollef May 3, 2022

A DJ

A unit of time equal to 13 seconds - the amount of time a DJ takes to unload his deck.

Give me a DJ

by Victor Needs A Cert July 28, 2024

dj pie

dj pie is the one true god

joe:hey bro what religon are you
dave: i'm christian
joe: screw you, we all know that dj pie is the one true god

by me when the impasta is sus October 1, 2022

DJ

Dj’s tend to have huge enormous massive slongs and tend to get a lot of attention from females but is picky and only want 1 girl

That dude Dj can’t even wear shorts

by DjDatLit September 8, 2020

dj disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.

Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!

by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021

DJ

DJ that get hit by a bus every morning when walking his grandma

Dj doesn't know how to do the abc's

by Randomnmn April 28, 2023