Straight Out The Dirt

When someone is born into poverty and becomes wealthy, they may say they got their money "straight out the dirt". Going from rags to riches without handouts.

Popularized by E-40's song "Straight out the dirt". The lyrics state "I went from nothing to something, I had to make this shit work. Came up from nothing, I got it straight out the dirt".

*E-40 pulls up in a ferrari*
Hater: "Ha, your dad buy you that?"
E-40: "Nah, I got it straight out the dirt"

by YuhBoy_Joe March 22, 2018

Drown a Dirt Squirrel

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

by lunchboxxx21689 February 20, 2013

Michigan Dirt Farmer

Another name for a hillbilly.

A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer

B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!

by Sashaa* December 08, 2009

high speed dirt

The title refers to what happens to a skydiver when his parachute doesn't deploy: you hit the dirt at very high speed and most likely die.

Oh man, his parachute didn't open. Prepare for some high speed dirt!

by Sunyshine August 24, 2020

Dartmouth Dirt Stroke

Shitting in your hand and using it as lubrication for masturbation.

Brett left a steamy mess after performing the Dartmouth Dirt Stroke.

by bobbybovine July 05, 2011

dirt box crusader

A guy who likes to give a lot of anal action only a regular basis.

Joe gets a lotta ass, he's a dirt box crusader.

by minges and all April 16, 2003

american dirt pie

when a person poops, sneezes, bleeds, pukes and ejaculates all at once.

Whoaaaaa, did you hear about the new big trend on Tiktok - it’s called the American dirt pie! I saw Lil Huddy do it on Charli Damelio’s face.

by Dkgkdkfjslfodjshha June 29, 2020