Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018
Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018
by KingOfCursed May 07, 2024
Scout Is Cute, is refereing to people named scout.
Usually used when said person is being adorable or cute.
Usually used when said person is being adorable or cute.
by The Entireity Of Earth November 14, 2022
A level of cuteness attained by a person on any given day that would qualify that person to be in a fashion magazine.
I have seen some cute babies in my life but that baby is magazine cute.
She's not just cute, she's magazine cute.
She's not just cute, she's magazine cute.
by DubMaKowski December 06, 2011