Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse

Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.

by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018

Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it

My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight

by dunna6767 December 11, 2020

country fit

A girl or guy who isnt skiny or fat - but instead they are the perfect size for you

What does he/she look like?

For me, he/she is country fit

by Knight of Glass June 11, 2017

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Not Country

A word individual that are out of touch with the genre people say about newer country artists that are new to the genre and aren’t fossils and weren’t born when the Vietnam War was happening

“Jelly Roll is not country because he’s not apart of my childhood and doesn’t sound like Hank Williams Jr and Waylon Jennings etc”

by The life of Rizzy March 15, 2024

Big country

A name country boys (or rednecks) name their big ass pick up trucks

"I'm drivin' big country today! That thang powers through the snow!"

by Barbielikeshermilk January 7, 2017

Country music

More revolting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made!

Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.

by AStupidDeer August 1, 2022