Bear cat

An over weight or chubby lesbian.

Look at those two chicks over there, that ones a huge "bear cat!"

by The Uncle Booger December 11, 2014

Coon-Bear

A large black man.

Wow did you just see that coon-bear steal that tv and jump clear over that fence.

by CgNy91 November 12, 2010

Brizzly Bear

A new cross breed species of bear found in British Columbia. With population estimates of well over 4.4million, the Brizzly, surpasses the total population of the province. A Brizzly is when a Brown bear mates with a Grizzly. Spawning well over 80,000 cubs a year, the Brizzly hybrid surpasses the traditional 2-3 cub threshold.

See Geoff I told you those damn Brizzly Bears were real. They've taken over Pemberton.

by geoffleung September 26, 2010

Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

Tao Bear

An unbelievably sexy man who attracts many women and is hung like a moose.

"We have to figure out what Tao Bear does."
"Have you ever noticed how the women walk after leaving his house?"

shlong hung moose man thunder stick

by Jude Romero November 30, 2013

Ogle-Bear

an ogle-bear is a verb. it can happen in many ways.

1. spend alot of money on a hobby you plan on pursuing. pursue it for a short time, and give up.

2. do something that makes your friend say "God Dammit (name)."

3. Tell your friends all your random ideas. start each idea explanation idea with "you know what would be cool....." or, "i saw this one thing........"

4. wear the gear, talk the talk, but not walk the walk.

Man, steve is such an Ogle-Bear. Like he really ever goes rock climbing.

by THE LODGE CHIEF! November 13, 2009

1000 Bears

Taking a giant explosive alcohol fueled shit.

After a drunken midnight taco bell run I totally dropped a 1000 Bears.

by 12 Tigers May 17, 2020