Coach Ashley Effect

The Coach Ashley Effect is when Coach Ashley says she's going to do something but doesn't fucking do it.

"Coach Ashley Said she was going to schedule me to work a midshift tomorrow but somehow it didn't fucking happen, that's the Coach Ashley Effect in action"

by ThePublicker February 13, 2025

ashley and mauricio

Literally unicorns in space with space cats and rocket ships and will last forever and laser beams

Ashley and mauricio are Literally unicorns in space with space cats and rocket ships and will last forever and laser beams

by Mausunicorn January 26, 2025

Ashley McGhee

Fine as hell but she’s mine so if you looked this up stop being a fucking stalker.

Bippity boppity Ashley McGhee is my mother fucking property

by 1877364 April 13, 2021

Ashley

Ashley is the most determined person you will meet. She works so hard in school and in sports and seems to always have something going on. She is super fun, but is often very stressed and anxious. Ashleys have a very distinctive taste in music and clothes. They love photography and other artsy things but shy away from having a big social media presence. She wants guys but is often too afraid to act on her emotions. Ashleys often own very cute pets, especially dogs.

Sam: "Damn I love Ashley but sometimes I think she's not that into me."
Brad: "Dude I know! She's confusing."
Sam: "I'm going to support her at her soccer game tonight. Wish me luck!"

by kyle76960 November 21, 2019

ashley oliverius

The literal representation of what poop is...
If somebody calls you an ashley oliverius...
It basically means that you are poop...

You smell like Ashley Oliverius

by MrExtremelyEpic December 5, 2023

The Ashley/Ashley

Doing the Ashley/Ashley means you a full flesh rat

Inmate went to court found out his codefendant was straight up doing the Ashley/Ashley.

by SoloLuvBug December 16, 2022

Ashley

An Ashley is a little guy with a girls name. Often has too many tattoos to over compensate for being a little bitch. Quite often seen driving a gay ass BMW near primary school zones. Do not mistake his tartan golf hat for a happy golfer, he hates golf and will touch in the No-No zones. If you have an Ashley in your life punch him in the balls before smoko.

School Kid: Hey Mum, look at that guy in the gay ass BMW.
Mum: I remember my first car son.
School Kid: Hang on a second thats Ashley!

by PAPALONGSHLONG July 7, 2019