Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 17, 2023

Did your balls just drop?

A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.

Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*

Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?

by EpicDoggo476 April 28, 2021

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 08, 2023

Already did

I said I was going to create A.I. and then I did it.

Hym "Already did it once. I didn't the thing I said I would do when I created A.I. I'll do it again when I find a kid to murder."

You "Well, there's nothing we could have done about that."

Hym "That's a lie. You could have told the truth."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

Did a Will

If someone (especially a short, male , brunette with glasses) brings up that he's in a band... AGAIN

Ugh, I was on a date and he did a will... dealbreaker

by Willllllllllllllllllllliam December 01, 2023

Did a Will

Bring up the fact that you're in a band... again

Ugh, I was on a date and he did a Will

by Willllllllllllllllllllliam December 01, 2023

Are did a dumb

Stupid or incompetent. Other meanings include dumb, ignorant.

Y’all both are did a dumb.

by ImAlwaysRightBoi April 29, 2019