Factual Roast

A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.

Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"

by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017

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roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.

Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!

by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017

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Roasting

1. (verb: Roasting) cooking a food (typically meat) over a fire
2. (adjective: Roasted) the way food has been cooked.
3. (noun: roasted) Insulting someone on the internet.

1. Carl: what are you doing?
Joe: I'm roasting chicken.

2. Carl: Those roasted potatoes look delicious.

3. Richard: I'm confused why homeless people can have cellphones
Joe: You're confused about how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth?

by murderous moth May 2, 2022

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prof roast

A prof roast is an activity taken up by senior petroleum engineering students at Texas A&M University, in which the students make fun of, take cheap shots at, and relive past events of the professors in the petroleum department.

Wow! I can't believe Tom just said that! We are definitely using that in the prof roast!

by tomsdaddy March 10, 2009

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