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Miguel Weed

Weed so disgusting it's usually dealt by a Mexican named Miguel or Jose. It comes in mass quantities and it's cheep but the taste is so horrible it makes you want to stop smoking all together.

People buy Miguel weed at the spur of the moment and then they suddenly realize their sad and unfortunate mistake.

The Dealer of such weed is always available to sell and most of the time, you'll land up buying this gross weed from him because you want quantity or can't find another dealer.
John: Dude, I got 20 bucks and I can't find any chronic, or reg dealers.

Jake: Why don't we just go buy some Miguel weed?

John: Fuck no, that stuff tastes like butt

Jake: Well I can't hit up any of my dealers they aren't answering

John: ...Call Miguel for a dub, it's time for some Miguel weed.
by Jler January 21, 2008
mugGet the Miguel Weedmug.

Vagina Weed

you stick 2g of weed into a large womans vagina.
and you wait 2 days and then you take the weed out, and smoke it... like tyler ritter does.
Tyler Ritter made some vagina weed with rose o' donnel.
by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008
mugGet the Vagina Weedmug.

kobe weed

Better than USDA grade a weed

I just got some kobe weed, and it tastes great
by nanc ybryce September 14, 2007
mugGet the kobe weedmug.

pickin weeds

when you pick out pubic hairs with your teeth
Are you really going to his birthday party, or are you going to go pickin weeds?
by Trey,TJ Sessoms MichaelBillias September 4, 2010
mugGet the pickin weedsmug.

Anjie Weed

$25 8th of commercial marijuana (REGS!)
yo did you cop from Spun Bitch? yea..i got some of that anjie weed
by Brooks Jones May 22, 2007
mugGet the Anjie Weedmug.

weed brownies

Brownies that make you feel you in another zone.
Brownies that are not for kids.
Those weed brownies made me feel really relaxed.
These are some grown up brownies only for 21 and up.
by Fucker&sucker October 9, 2006
mugGet the weed browniesmug.

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