osemanverse syndrome

Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed.

"you need to go to sleep! And when is the last time you had something to eat or something to drink!?"

"I don't need sleep or food and drinks I need the osemanverse!"

"What is the osemanverse?"

"the osemanverse is a universe centered around Alice Oseman's books"

"Okay, I see. I hereby diagnose you with Osemanverse syndrome"

"What is osemanverse syndrome?"

"Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed."

"Oh I definitely have that"

"I know"

by osemanverse_syndrome November 22, 2022

Pneumonoultramicroscopicvolcanoashcloud syndrome

You need to smoke weed all hours of the day even in your sleep!

John: Bro I can't out smoke him he has Pneumonoultramicroscopicvolcanoashcloud syndrome Brad: Shit man.

by Snop_gggg March 10, 2023

Sketch Syndrome

Sketch syndrome is when you are very cautious of your surroundings, sometimes it gets too much and makes your legs shake and cause fainting.

"Here come on we go industrial it's a bit sketchy here, my sketch syndrome is kicking in"

by Sketch syndrome October 24, 2016

Dropsy heart syndrome

Where u drop down on the couch or bed or chair and u don't have the heart to get back up

" Honey, I just sat down and I have dropsy heart syndrome. Can u get me a drink?"

by Dilligaf23 January 9, 2023

ls syndrome

Little sister syndrome, or the syndrome that affect people who always want to be included or to know what's going on, even when they don't understand. People with this disease love to hang around older people, even when they are not wanted. (They do not have to be literally a little sister.) Also can affect males, but it is especially insulting if attributed to them.

I must have been so annoying with my ls syndrome when I was younger. I remember I begged to go to the mall with my big sister and her friends, and then I dragged them all to the Hello Kitty store. God!

When Jenny liked that one councilor, she developed major ls syndrome. She stayed with him all day at the boardwalk, and started laughing at jokes she didn't even understand. It was so embarrassing.

by Tiger's Eye March 27, 2012

Gratitourette Syndrome

Combination of Gratitude and Tourette Syndrome. When a person (most often a middle manager) is unable to say the words "thank you" for even the most minor task, no matter how well its done or the amount of effort involved, and instead substitutes verbal tics such as "I don't like the color" or "you missed a spot". Can be abbreviated as Gratitourettes.

I just mowed Steve's lawn in 90 degree weather as a favor, and his first words were "You mowed it side to side, not in a spiral, now it looks bad." I think he must have Gratitourette Syndrome, so I just said "you're welcome" and walked away.

by DarthAlicious October 23, 2019

TrumpStreet Syndrome

Covers all idiotic, moronic, kleptomaniac, lying assholes.

While folks are going out their front door to yell and clap support for healthcare workers , she was going in their back door to steal from them. She had TrumpStreet Syndrome.

by Fu friend March 28, 2020