I like that cock
by themainmannnnnn June 4, 2020
Get the Cockmug. by big oily man September 25, 2023
Get the Cockmug. You nasty, what are you doing looking up cock in the urban dictionary?! What would your grandmother think If she knew what you were looking up in your spare time?
1. “I can’t get any action, so I look up ‘cock’ in the urban dictionary”
2. My friend’s grandparents owned a farm, and they had two colorful cocks. They were nice.
2. My friend’s grandparents owned a farm, and they had two colorful cocks. They were nice.
by Icantthinkofausername0106 February 11, 2019
Get the Cockmug. A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.
During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
by Hoze_b August 31, 2023
Get the Cock blockermug. When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving alex a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your TINY ERECTOR starts to BURN with the FLAME OF HELLLLLL. i've never ever felt this but i know one of you have and you rely on this because you're a fucking virgin. Can also be used to say if someone has a "hot spot"
Broooooo. Little jimmy making me go WILD rn
You saying?
My Pixie is on feuer rn idk what do to
You got a flaming cock?
wtf is that
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your tiny erector starts to burn with the flame of hell.
Bro i just had that feeling a couple of days ago
ya you told me
no i was watching that video
well shit
You saying?
My Pixie is on feuer rn idk what do to
You got a flaming cock?
wtf is that
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your tiny erector starts to burn with the flame of hell.
Bro i just had that feeling a couple of days ago
ya you told me
no i was watching that video
well shit
by anonymous January 22, 2023
Get the Flaming cockmug. Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.
by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024
Get the Lord of the Cocksmug. A mothafucka who basically gets turned on by sugar. Constantly eats junk food and makes at least one 7-11 run every damn day.
Joseph: yooooo bro you tryna head to sev for some slurpees?
Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock
Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
Get the sugar cockmug.