Colby’s Cock

Largest object in the entire universe. Too large to be seen with the human eye.

If you thought a black hole was big wait till you see Colby’s Cock.

by Texas ranger November 19, 2019

Strange Cock

A cock that is not one’s own!

Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game!

by Captain Carrots February 18, 2024

Strange Cock

A cock that is not one's own!

Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game.

by Captain Carrots February 19, 2024

Cock root

The lowest point below a man’s navel before the shaft of the cock.

You bro, pull up your paint. No one wants to see your cock root.

by Mr. Balzakian January 29, 2019

cock stem

The defined tube-like line in-between your balls and the tip when the cock is aroused. For a more informative statement, simply say "stem of the cock".

"Did you hear about Joe's cock stem? Heard it was massive, man!"
"I whacked the stem of my cock on the counter yesterday. Hurt like a bitch!"

by StickyBusiness April 06, 2016

subway cock

A majestic 12 inch beast of a penis.

Have you seen Paul's massive subway cock?! It's at least a footlong!

by imtheonedontwayaton May 07, 2017

cock yogert

1. Cock yogert- The sperm that ejaculated from a man's penis.

1. Honey I love the taste of your cock yogert in my mouth.

2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.

by Dirty ejaculations 101 January 13, 2018