Delayed Reaction Man

Delayed Reaction Man is one of the best superheros ever.

...However, he isn't that reliable for being on time to save the day.

Person One: *is about to be stabbed by a random stranger* Help me Delayed Reaction Man!

20 minutes later....

*Person One is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood*
DRM: Have no fear! I'm here to save the day!

by Nion_lead June 10, 2008

old man begger

A 3'4'' Oriental man with incredible powers. Wears an over sized chinese raiden style hat. Always salute him with you left hand whilst stating his name. Has demonic powers.

"What are you up to now old MAN begger?"
"WET WILLY MALPHUS" - Old man begger quote

by Angry Calaen September 27, 2004

Black man skeng

A black man with a gun

Imma shot your man bc I'm a black man skeng

by Wms420 August 19, 2017

Old Man Jenkins

A kickass band from Jacksonville, FL!!!

Hey man you see the Old Man Jenkins show?

No I missed it

Then you suck ass!

by mpdude8 October 31, 2008

man truck

something that hits up bitches on facebook when they spam your wall... similar to ear rape

The bitch spread some chain letter on my wall, so a man truck hit her and put her in a wheel chair.

by Pyro Penguin March 11, 2007

man party

noun; a group of elite scapers that have the ability to pleasure any beast small or large with the toss of a salad. the man party has a couple exceptions of honerary men but this is where the real salad tossing skill lies.

what? where did my pants go? my ass hole is wet... the man party must have been here.

by your lord and personal saviour April 12, 2008

man buddy

noun

1) a closeted but homophobic gay male in denial

2)a man who has connections to male doll toys

"Jake sure is a real man, but he acts like such a man buddy sometimes."

by Milo Hellmalice October 21, 2004