Delayed Reaction Man

Delayed Reaction Man is one of the best superheros ever.

...However, he isn't that reliable for being on time to save the day.

Person One: *is about to be stabbed by a random stranger* Help me Delayed Reaction Man!

20 minutes later....

*Person One is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood*
DRM: Have no fear! I'm here to save the day!

by Nion_lead June 10, 2008

Kool-Aid Man

When your eating out a girl and she has her period. You get the blood all over your face.

"Did you hear Jeremy is Kool-Aid Man"
"No way, that shit nasty!"

by SWAGTAST1C September 13, 2011

Black man skeng

A black man with a gun

Imma shot your man bc I'm a black man skeng

by Wms420 August 19, 2017

old man begger

A 3'4'' Oriental man with incredible powers. Wears an over sized chinese raiden style hat. Always salute him with you left hand whilst stating his name. Has demonic powers.

"What are you up to now old MAN begger?"
"WET WILLY MALPHUS" - Old man begger quote

by Angry Calaen September 27, 2004

Old Man Jenkins

A kickass band from Jacksonville, FL!!!

Hey man you see the Old Man Jenkins show?

No I missed it

Then you suck ass!

by mpdude8 October 31, 2008

man truck

something that hits up bitches on facebook when they spam your wall... similar to ear rape

The bitch spread some chain letter on my wall, so a man truck hit her and put her in a wheel chair.

by Pyro Penguin March 11, 2007

duty man

'duty man' In some fire brigades in the UK a watch member will be designated the role of general dogsbody.

The 'duty man' (dutyperson) shall carry out all menial tasks around the fire station eg, answering telephones, greeting visitors, emptying dustbins etc. The duty man usually recieves much harrassment from the remaining watch members, but each member gets to take his turn as 'duty man' and shall recieve similar treatment from the watch. A common used phrase... "hey dutyman, change the roller towel bitch!".

by DIZZYskin January 4, 2008