Cock Goblin

A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.
A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.
by Netsharpshooter January 31, 2016
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Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.
by CherryTart February 16, 2023
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Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin
by Insanedeath5 November 01, 2019
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Prehistoric cock

A prehistoric cock is a cock that is decades old and can’t get up
Shiela loves old man Jonesprehistoric cock
by Pookiemane October 31, 2020
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Cock Rambler

When a girl is giving head and won't shut the fuck up - thus making her talking with her mouth full of dick
I didn't know Jordan was a cock rambler until she started telling me her life story with my dick in her mouth.
by S Mill June 05, 2015
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Show me your cock day

It is april 12. Show me your cock day
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Booze Cock

We all have that one friend who can never pop a stiffy while boozing!
Person 1: Bro Josh had a crazy case of booze cock the other night. Supposedly he couldn't get it up after drinking wine and playing Fortnite for only 15 minutes.

Person 2: Damn, booze cock gets the best of us..
by TheOneAndOnlyBiggest May 04, 2025
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