asmunchington syndrome

The sales guy is a total kiss ass.

He suffers from asmunchington syndrome. He will to anything the boss tell his to, including lie to the customers. He ends up in even more CYA situations because of it.

by Jake6.7 April 2, 2025

Carrie Syndrome

Overthinker, acts of ADHD. Big hearted, and loves Asian guys with a large penis.

This girl must have Carrie syndrome. Look at her checking out that Vietnamese guy that is cute. She must want to clean his house and have sex with him.

by Crazydriver48 April 3, 2025

Carrie Syndrome

Overthinker, acts of ADHD. Big hearted, and loves Asian guys with a large penis.

This girl must have Carrie syndrome. Look at her checking out that Vietnamese guy that is cute. She must want to clean his house and have sex with him.

by Crazydriver48 April 3, 2025

Glass Syndrome

A pedophile who knowingly and willingly engages in sexual activity with minors but refuses to acknowledge their mistake and take responsibility by dodging and deflecting questions and evidence.

Or..

A pedophile who refuses to acknowledge another pedophile's actions, knowing that if they do, they will be labeled as such.

Timothy is dodging responsibility for speaking to a minor; he must have Glass Syndrome.

by Moon&Soot April 4, 2025

Left Testicle Pain Syndrome

When you have a pain in your left tedticle that after you have your pain you immediately get a hard erection that makes your cock 6 inches bigger then max mast and makes you cum 3-5 oz of semen

Oh no, I just had a left testicle pain syndrome episode, god everyone knows

by calicogaymencumpenis April 4, 2025

Hotel Room Syndrome

When your romantic interest is already taken but you continue to make moves at them and/or wait for them to break up with their current spouse, and end up in a relationship with them- like waiting for a hotel room to be available.

My ex's best friend had a serious case of hotel room syndrome, as soon as I broke up with them they were quickly in a relationship.

by NVIDIAGTX1080 April 5, 2025

Chris Devlin Syndrome

A mental health disorder where a first responder has an unnatural desire to buy a sub knowing that every time he does you have a busy shift.

My coworker’s Chris Devlin Syndrome is acting up so now I’m going to be responding to calls all night.

by Nick Bravo April 6, 2025