Syndrome de Djamal :
il s'agit d'un syndrome pathologique qui se transmet en parlant ou en interagissant avec une personne atteinte de ce syndrome. Les symptômes les plus connus de ce syndrome sont des blagues idiotes ou une manipulation de mots pouvant provoquer un inconfort, une confusion, une envie de pleurer ou de vomir. , ou peuvent parfois entraîner des spasmes musculaires. À ce jour, il n’existe aucun traitement contre cette maladie faute d’études à ce sujet, mais une des précautions est de fermer les oreilles lorsqu’une personne infectée raconte une blague, etc.
il s'agit d'un syndrome pathologique qui se transmet en parlant ou en interagissant avec une personne atteinte de ce syndrome. Les symptômes les plus connus de ce syndrome sont des blagues idiotes ou une manipulation de mots pouvant provoquer un inconfort, une confusion, une envie de pleurer ou de vomir. , ou peuvent parfois entraîner des spasmes musculaires. À ce jour, il n’existe aucun traitement contre cette maladie faute d’études à ce sujet, mais une des précautions est de fermer les oreilles lorsqu’une personne infectée raconte une blague, etc.
by yacin.in4K January 31, 2024
Get the Syndrome de Djamal mug.A condition in which some areas of the body feel numb and cool in certain circumstances. It is also more likely for women to have it than men.
I have raynods syndrome and it makes my fingers and (mostly) my toes to turn purple or blue. It also make them numb.
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“I though Sean was gay, why is he hanging out with homophobes?”
“Oh Sean doesn’t care about that, he’s got a bad case of Sanders Syndrome.”
“Oh Sean doesn’t care about that, he’s got a bad case of Sanders Syndrome.”
by thedeadneighbor July 31, 2019
Get the Sanders Syndrome mug.A serious syndrome that can cause people to be charged with assault if the individual is seen in public without a leash. Symptoms include: Touching people randomly while squatting as if taking a shit (occasionally pushes own head into the victim's chest); having tics similar to tourettes syndrome that causes the individual to say 'Do you want to grapple?'; acoutsic (verbal) stimuli bypass their central nervous system so that telling them to 'stop' doesn't register inside this individual's mind; having withdrawal symtoms if a dusty blanket within a 5 mile radius is not sniffed; unable to go to sleep without waking the whole neighbourhood with his nose rubbing and sniffing; unable to go two seconds without biting the middle finger knuckle and rubbing it against the top lip; verbally mentions when they are angry, tending to say 'I am angry now' instead of expressing the emotion; may have a bald ass head which you can slap and make a satisfying noise.
If you spot an individual with a bald ass egg head that has Shoheb Syndrome, please avoid at all costs, especially at night. Call the police immediately the second they mention the word 'grapple' and run as far from the vicinity as possible.
If you spot an individual with a bald ass egg head that has Shoheb Syndrome, please avoid at all costs, especially at night. Call the police immediately the second they mention the word 'grapple' and run as far from the vicinity as possible.
Tyrone: "Damn Mr Rock, you got some mad Shoheb Syndrome..."
Mr Rock: "Do you want to grapple?"
Tyrone: "Fuck off blud. Stop touching me with your fruity hands. Wallahi I'll call the feds, bruv."
*Mr Rock ignores and still touches him while squatting as if taking a shit*
Mr Rock: "Do you want to grapple?"
Tyrone: "Fuck off blud. Stop touching me with your fruity hands. Wallahi I'll call the feds, bruv."
*Mr Rock ignores and still touches him while squatting as if taking a shit*
by CowboyMisterEg December 30, 2023
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"Oh man, I reckon dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”
"Oh man, I reckon dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”
My girlfriend Dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”
by saltysnatch May 6, 2018
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Said person is very small, doesn’t grow. Almost like and old man needing Viagra
Said person is very small, doesn’t grow. Almost like and old man needing Viagra
by Lil Shartstain March 30, 2022
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