The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.
Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
by mike2285 August 7, 2012
Get the cock confettimug. A large group that prevents a person from scoring sexually. Can be done both directly and indirectly.
Directly: Tim was going to ask Susie to the prom, but she was on the other side of the hall. And thus Tim was cock mobbed.
Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!
Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!
by Duderules 544 April 14, 2011
Get the Cock Mobbedmug. by Oopsmikesdead May 8, 2019
Get the Cock sucking gypsymug. (noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.
by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021
Get the Swinging Cock Brigademug. by Captain Carrots February 17, 2024
Get the Strange Cockmug. Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.
by Jagaimo Punisher June 12, 2018
Get the Cock Gagglermug. When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.
hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie
by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022
Get the cock smoothiemug.