love shpap

To gently slap a man/woman in the face with a semi-hard penis.

I gave my wife a love shpap as her wake up call this morning.

by Master nate III May 02, 2017

messy love

A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.

pure love by day...messy love by night

The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.

by goodnightlila April 30, 2008

I love my girlfriend

For when you love your girlfriend so much, love for my girlfriend, my beloved, sweetpie I love you

"Hey I love my girlfriend"

by XXx_Ilovemygirlfriend_xXX January 09, 2025

I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.

Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”

by Bear5599 February 06, 2023

I love hot dads

I love hot dads means that a person is attracted to hot man that are dads.

Person one: “hey look over there that man is hot”
Person two:”he’s a dad”
Person one:”man I love hot dads.”

by Bear5599 February 06, 2023

Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.

"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"

by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021

Look of love

a look of love, when you know you are loved, you do love, and you’re in love, and the love has contaminated your eyes.

they both had the look of love, shining through the eyes of each other

by euphxria November 10, 2024