love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 July 15, 2017

love

u lodi

i love you so much uwu

by navvvab February 28, 2022

Love

...it ain’t real, quit trippin over it, period.

Love is like unicorns, not real.

by Sadtruth April 25, 2021

love

what a person named Vienna feels for a person named Valeria

"I love Valeria soooooooo much."

by humansdontexist October 17, 2022

Philly Brotherly Love

During a 3 way, when the other man’s dick falls out, you reach down and guide it back in, and in the process of doing so, you give his dick a few extra strokes to bring him back up to speed.

Me and my bro Vinnie were tagging this hood rat when I noticed his junk fell out, so I reached down and gave him some Philly Brotherly Love.

by Clam Digger December 3, 2023

study or love

When your implying fucking or loving someone

John :wanna study or love Bella:of course I’m on my way;)

by Blah blah May 6, 2018

Love

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jamison. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his immaculate body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jamison. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

I love men

by DMC41 September 26, 2021