miranda evans

a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.

wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans

by cellulitetittywhale April 22, 2019

Evan

evans are fucking cool. made fun of just for being a nice person but really fucking cool... and energetic.

"Fuck evan man. YO leave my bro Evan alone. He's cool as fuck and really nice."

by kidneybean78 May 28, 2022

Evan

Looks like Maple syrup. Eats ass

OMG its evan!hes gonna peg me

by bruh nuts February 23, 2022

Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game

See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...

by Cyoopid February 23, 2019

Evan

Evan won’t share his Takis

Evan: u canr have my Takis

by miaiswerid June 23, 2023

Evan

The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.

yor mom is Evans best friends

by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020

evan siwik

A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.

Hey did you hear about evan siwik? He's been eating a lot of bushes lately

by bigfatcat123 August 19, 2017