Evan

A terribly cute guy that will steal your heart. Evans are mostly middle school players that have dated every girl in their grade. Don’t let them in because they will break your heart and date your family members!

Guy 1: yo do you know who Evan is?
Guy2: who doesn't he has dated every girl in our grade.

by Drama alert 101 October 6, 2019

Evanity

An inspirational badass.

See that kid over there being a inspirational badass? He's such an Evanity

by zixella September 16, 2012

Evan R

Evan R is that kind of guy that is in it for the love and not the sex. He really loves you. In fact you are probably the first girl he’s ever loved. He’s definitely super stubborn and honestly pretty competitive. He has a lot of emotions trust me but he’s just not great at showing it. He’s that guy that is definitely a first love you know the kind of guy you want to marry one day. He’s funny but he’s just so caring. He’s strong (mentally and physically) emphasis on the physical part. HES SO ATHLETIC!!!! and comes from a great loving family. He will honestly do anything for you and wait a long time for you. If you ever find an evan r NEVER mess that shit up

Evan R was my first love i’ll never forget it

GOD DAMN Evan R has the hottest most muscular arms

I love how Evan R has a soft spot just for me

by katy k November 14, 2022

Evan Zemaitis

A word used to describe a really stupid person.

Holy crap he just ate that park bench, he's such a Evan Zemaitis!

by Thatoneasiansmeelsbad November 15, 2010

Evan

A simp and a pussy

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy

by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020

Evan

Evan's are soo swaggy and cool, theyre most likely gamer that actually respect their mom and drink respect woman juice. Be like evan

Yooo yk that evan kid he is cracked at tf2 dude

by F4rtmcg33 April 16, 2021

Evan

Evan is an amazing person if you meet an Evan you’re very lucky.

are you still friends with Evan? LUCKY!!

by iievanixxo September 3, 2023