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Pucci Church

Pucci Church is a discord server and the best hell to stay in by JY Pucci Shawty.
The other members are the best ngl. The red Ranks are shit. Except for coom taco.
"Pucci Church is the best hell to stay in!"
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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church of jeet kune do

"If I say anything bad about it I would be excommunicated from The Church of Jeet Kune Do" - Ramsey Dewey.
by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
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super fundamentalist Christian church

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay
A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.
by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024
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God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.
I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.
by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017
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holiness church

Any of a group of churches emphasizing holiness, purity, and sanctification as a result of being filled with the holy spirit in a non-fundamentalistic manner.
The Wesleyan and the Nazarene are both members of a holiness church
by Jesuslover40 May 7, 2018
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jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).
Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!
by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018
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reform The Church

to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.
a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?

student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?

professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
by Sexydimma January 12, 2013
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