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Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.
I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.
by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019
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Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy
by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020
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Jordan Eaton

The combination of all fountain drinks from a gas station mixed with some good ass liquor.
"Yo bruh you're a child for mixing all those drinks"
"Naw nigga I'm bout to add some liq when I get back to the crib and make a Jordan Eaton"
by OlympusGreen November 25, 2017
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jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.
person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him
by penislicker662 December 5, 2019
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jordan and sarah

The best couple ever. Mainly known as, "goals".

Ex: (guy)*points over to "Jordan and Sarah" * THEIR SUCH GOALS!
Jordan and Sarah are goals. Wow look at them, I wish I could be as happy as they are!
by Clarity12idk May 15, 2015
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Jordan Marcu

He is a dickless man
He surpised me with a Jordan Marcu
by fwinfepwqi October 15, 2021
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Deanna Jordan

Deanna Jordan is an extremely sexy rhino who enjoys to watch kids in her space time
Oh is that Deanna !!

Yh deanna Jordan is always looking at my kids
by Deanna Jordan June 2, 2019
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