Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 6, 2010
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Get the Statue Scripts mug.An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
Get the Virgin Status mug.Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.
Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.
God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
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Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
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Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
by Amazingiest Person Ever March 17, 2009
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Thinking Man Statue Is Only Interepreted Through The Sale Of Deaf Individuals ANd HEaring Aids<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Statue removal, building removal, all it really does it turn all the effort of the people that built it to bullshit, whether people celebrate it or don't. Some people want things removed because of what they symbolize rather than all the effort it took to get the structure standing in the first place (something that withstood countless thunderstorms, weather events, and years of wear).
Statue removal doesnt do anything, it doesn't make the world a better place. Everyone is part of the problem, there are no people making the world a better place, it's really a matter of what degree they're turning other people's efforts into bullshit. Statue removal is a lot like instant gratification, a lot of people whine until they get what they want, without ever having been involved in the building of the structure. They whine for a short while and nobody tells them they're not going to get what they want (since they don't take no for answer, not one person tells them no), instead they're given what they want instantly. It's why there are so many protests these days that have nothing to do with George Floyd and never did. Really everything with people is about who gets what and how much, from war to elections to everything else.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
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