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Finger ding

Touching something for no reason,Typically something you're not supposed to be touching that could be damaged or made dirty.
Stop finger dinging my food your hands are filthy you're going to make me sick.
by Chingo Dingo June 14, 2024
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Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.
Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.
by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023
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Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart
The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session
by The great ud author September 3, 2025
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Ding bat

usually a person that does something dumb or says something dumb and usually named Sydney
Geez Sydney ur such a ding bat”
by Sshh765 September 6, 2019
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Ding Dings

Another word for boobs, its changing its definition very soon but not that sure, also yunis and javad if you are reading this suck my dick please
by anonymous December 12, 2025
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ding-a-ling

Another word for penis, dick or balls.
by Madi06 May 20, 2018
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