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Richard

A generic term used for a morbidly obese security officer who lacks the social skills and charisma to actually get laid. One who is quite possibly a closer homosexual who craves the mighty peen. He is also a religious zealot who denies science and logic when it precludes his beliefs in a false God.
SO1: Man, that guy is a real Richard.
S02: Why's that man?

S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.

S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.

S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
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keith richard

when a single toe pops out of a sock
oh no! keith richard is back!
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Richard

"Yo did you see that Richard kid? He's a real Richard."
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Richard Robert

Richard Robert (hillbilly pronunciation: Dick-Bob) are two names that when combined create an amazing person who should be respected and loved for their leadership, hard work, loyalty, and dedication. The name Richard is a person who can bring laughter or a smile to someone's face with ease. He is also aware of his surroundings and will be overly cautious of fake or rude people. Robert is our holy lord and savior with a massive cock. So it goes without saying Richard Roberts have both of these qualities and should be treated as such. If you have a Richard Robert in your life you should be grateful and express your gratitude to them often.
Richard Robert is a great friend who makes me smile and protects me from bitches.
by DarkAngel69 November 24, 2021
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sydney richards

a loyola chic who steals people men while they are taken. watch out girls
girl 1: omg sydney richards just broke me and my bf up

girl 2: dude that happened to me last week what the heck
by Yummy tummy January 5, 2019
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