by ed March 03, 2005
When someone (preferably the opposite sex) takes a mouthful of your load and spews it over your privates.
You walk into a chinese massage parlor and ask for the 'special' the receptionist asks, "So, you wanna Snowstorm on the Mountain Top?"
by Willing Donkey September 10, 2009
when you go to a bar pick up a young lady and she takes you home and you have a threesome with her and her mother that is a Rocky mountain double
by Rockhoundcolorado November 25, 2008
The process of using a iron to melt goat cheese all over a women's breasts while she gives you head.
Hey Chris you'll never guess what I did last night at URI. She was on her period but I gave her the old "Swedish Mountain Range".
by Holden Miload March 20, 2013
Man 1 -"Dude, I heard James got a Rocky mountain handy last week!"
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."
by Honorarykicker August 12, 2012
Most badass security force ever. We have a zero tolerance policy for homosexuals (Mitch) and child molesters (Brighton). We do not issue warnings; we simply shoot you in the face.
Brighton, get away from the school zone or I'll call Mountain View Security!
We spotted Mitch and Kiffer flirting, so we had to call Mountain View Security
We spotted Mitch and Kiffer flirting, so we had to call Mountain View Security
by MVSecurity June 02, 2011
Slang terminology for a toilet, usually of the sit-down variety. Sometimes also known as the "porcelain mountain fountain".
"Well, folks...that was a mighty fine dinner, but it's tearing up my insides. Time for me to take a little vacation trip to the porcelain mountain lake."
by Kirk Bradford Myers May 22, 2007