summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

Ann Summers

The mother of your wife's South Asian ex-bang, who instigated your son's penis exemption from being a gentile, and lingers in the the background of you.

I still have my Ann Summers. Shish.

by Fievel Vertowitz June 3, 2018

Summer

Fucking Anarchy For the maintenance of our fucking house

Its summer Bitches

by marf352 June 6, 2018

summer king

She is really bitchy and likes to start rumours about people. If there is drama she is probably in it. She also thinks she’s amazing

Your being massive bitch, your doing a summer king

by Amazing sassy bitch💃 June 24, 2019

Jill Summers

A evil, coldhearted lesbian who loves killing your summer by either manipulating you for a trip and then calling you an asshole when you we're the one that paid for the trip, tries to manipulate you into leaving your friends, or just waits until you screw up to break up with you.

Jill Summers in a sentence
Jill - Oh nice, thanks for giving me your money dumbass
Jill's next ex - Oh wow, see ya. I'm out bitch

by Michael Chricton June 26, 2019

summer effect

Happens during summer when everyone stops respond to messages and ignores you. It's a tuff season

Damn a nigga really lonely the summer effect must've kicked in

by Arx007 July 7, 2019

Summer

a time when your out of school and think your gonna do fun things but it never happens

last week if school: "i cant wait for summer im gonna do so many fun things"

explain to me what your doing right now

by :o Oof July 10, 2019