Ho Chi Minh Two-Step

The "Ho Chi Minh Two-Step" is to be unwell and have diarrhea, making you run to the bathroom.

Dave: You wanna come out tonight, man?
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...

by buckonz November 05, 2009

Step Your Pussy Up

When these hoes sleepin on the clout. Similar to how gif is letting us all down with their TERRIBLE retracing system. Get a job. Own a business. Go suck a dick

Gif, step your pussy up 😡😡😡

by Stepyourpussyup12369 December 23, 2018

what are you doing step sis

When your step sis gets stuck in the laundry

*sweet home alabama playing*

Step-Bro: What are you doing step sis

*starts putting his shling slong ding dong into her ass, she looks up*

Stetp-Sis: *Screams*

*stepsis stands up and turns around*

Step-bro: Damn your ding dong shiling shlong*

When step sis gets stuck AGAIN, "what are you doing step sis"

by 979796758947 April 28, 2021

I hope you step on a lego

A phrase to use in response to any argument

Person 1: We're not friends any more.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I hope you step on a lego!
Person 1: *gasps*

by Ehh... it's ok December 27, 2016

step off my kool aid

Said by Jay to Silent Bob in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" written by Kevin Smith. It means: "stay away from my girl" or "don't mess with her, she's mine."

Hey man, I told you I was tryin to fuck her, step off my kool aid mother fucker.

by Johnny Boogie May 17, 2006

what are you doing step ladder

Sexualizing step ladders.

What are you doing step ladder? Stuck in the washing machine like that.

by WetRacoon May 14, 2021

my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

by Mirukal October 17, 2020