Yeet the skeet fantastic

When a boomer ejaculates onto a millenial, or vice versa. - Verb

Bro, your dude over there is gonna go try and yeet the skeet fantastic with that MILF later tonight.

by Snuffmuppet December 15, 2019

Skeet 'em

The term "Skeet 'em" is a synonym for saying "Fuck 'em". Skeet in this context, represents the offensive way of saying fuck.

Laura: Jenny's friends are really snitchy, they always talk behind someone's back.
Jess: Skeet 'em!

by joniseesghosts June 13, 2019

Skeet Storm

Occurring after the ingestion of his "swimmers" via any act of direct contact. The "storm" occurs when the recipient sneezes, nasally projecting "skeet" onto the "swimmer" delivery man.

I blew my load in her moth but then she sneezed. She Skeet Stormed all over me.

by Siren Subduction June 19, 2019

Skeet

Small, shorted, as in a bag of weed or a joint.

That quarter bag that Joe got was really skeet - he must have gotten shorted at least a couple of grams!

by JabbaDHutt August 23, 2019

Skeet finger

The male beats his meat, cums in his hand, then fingers a female puttin the nut inside her.

"She let me skeet finger her"

by Chunkydoll96 September 2, 2019

Skeet Folder

Literally a woman's vagina. Or in simpler terms, a folder made for skeet.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally came in her skeet folder last night!"
Me: "SKEET FOLDER!!!"

by ClutchFolder September 15, 2019

skeeted on your face

when you see a midget in the hallway, you say this

Get out of my house faggot!! Skeeted on your face!

by ejejndn September 27, 2019