skeet

ITS NEWFOUNDLAND SLANG YOU DUMBFUCKS
WHATS WITH ALL THE EJACULATING
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Hagrid: your skeet ex is vaping again
smee: ew kill it

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.

"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"

by Wildfira May 1, 2008

fleet of skeet

Gang of bros and bitchs

"dnt mess with me fleet of skeet"
BLAP BLAP! BRAP!
"me fleet died 'ere!"

by Brovren October 22, 2007

Queef skeet

When a vagina releases air and vaginal juices at the same.

I felt that queef skeet through my pants. Ooh damn.

by Rere88 February 28, 2016

Skeet

Noun: a post on BlueSky
Verb: to write and publish a post on BlueSky

I saw a skeet about the games earlier today on BlueSky

She skeeted about her a new job last week, so I guess she's too busy for me now

by itsBukola.bsky.social November 8, 2024

Skeet

Skeet
This word has two definitions;
1.) On the West Coast, the term "Skeet" means to cum/ejaculate, or jerk off. 2.) On the East Coast, specifically in the DMV, the term "Skeet" means to leave the premises/from where you currently are, drive somewhere else, go, exit the current area.

(1) West Coast Definition:
*two guys talking about a mess in the bathroom*
Guy 1: Man look at that stuff on the toilet!
Guy 2: It looks like someone skeet all over it!

(2) East Coast Definition:
*Two people hanging out at night*
Guy: Hey what time is it?
Girl: 11:02
Guy: Oh man I better skeet home before my mom gets mad

by Dwight.beets January 12, 2019

Skeeted

The action of being found out to be a pedophil. This is usuelly used by skeeter jean.

I just wanna let you know that you have been skeeted

by M.A.P hater August 9, 2024