shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly

brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

by noigargwrg September 29, 2021

Shut your thoughts up

A phrase used do to the pre notion of someone saying something stupid, obnoxious, rude, or negative.

Matt walks in the door with a disgruntled look on his face. Liz is getting the kids ready for bed. The dishes aren't done.

Matt: thinking to himself "why aren't the dishes done?"

Liz:" shut your thoughts up!"

by Shirley Abernathy May 6, 2011

Shut it down

Shut it down.

Said by a friends father that has an hilarious wisconian accent.

Jash (supposed to be pronounced as Josh), Jash! Shut it down!
You need to shut it down jash!
Jash, shut it down man!

by learningisforthebest February 5, 2014

King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023

Shut

When someone or something completes both acts of excreting from the anus and ejaculating from the penis at the same time

Comes from “shit” and “nut”

Omg I just shut myself
I’m shutting right now
This might be just what I need to shut
Jack Micheal Lawton shuts himself all the time

by Shutlover27 February 12, 2025

Shut up

To tell people to stop talkining

Frank: hi sister I’m back did u miss me yes? Yahooooooooo-
Linsey: shut up!

by Deez nuts- May 4, 2022

Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.

“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
“You mean fortune cookie?”

by Neontheboy December 10, 2024