shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma June 13, 2011

Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it

I am going to Idaho shuffle you

by The shmiz December 21, 2019

Sloppy Shuffle

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.

I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.

by room535 January 27, 2015

Georgia Shuffle

The act of candidates dropping out of a race and declaring candidacy in another race for the purpose of a more complex and elaborate political plan. A Georgia Shuffle usually includes three or more candidates.

Donald Trump's endorsement of Vernon Jones in GA-10 was part of a Georgia Shuffle.

by PatrickWitt April 07, 2022

shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

by phish phood December 28, 2010

Wisconsin shuffle

When you dance nude with a your cousin without consent.

During preschool I did the Wisconsin shuffle with my sister.

by im_wubstep March 18, 2015

Brady Bunch Shuffle

When your Zoom square changes position relative to other Zoom chat members that follow the look and logic of the iconic Brady Bunch square.

"Your square is Alice, no its Peter, then its Bobby. It's the Brady Bunch Shuffle."

by VisitorNY February 14, 2021