the circus is coming to town

riding the crimson wave

Brad: Yo, am I gonna tap that tonight?
Angelina: Nah, the circus is coming to town.

by NO I.D. October 30, 2007

come and get your popcorn

On the popular reality series Jon and Kate plus 8 Kate Goslin screams this phrase so her kids will come and get their popcorn.
Often also seen on the soup.

COME AND GET YOUR POPCORN!

by doodleoodle December 07, 2009

Who comes last is the bank.

This phrase is often used in the context of a meeting between four people who plan to play the famous game Monopoly. It means that the last person arriving at the location has to be the bank.

You are late - Who comes last is the bank.

by oma123 September 11, 2018

I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022

66 come on my crits

When you got nuin better to say and you don’t want to shout racist words because you died to some baaawsheet

Friend 1: Ffs you just got us all killed from a most wanted
Friend 2: 66 come on my crits

by 66crits November 09, 2020

Your in-laws are coming to stay

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.

Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 14, 2020

Cop come we dip

When you see a cop you dip quick way to say that there is a cop and to leave.

Cop come we dipp!! / hit the feets

by Abgkali69 January 25, 2020