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hawk too

a retarded definition of "Hawk Tuah" designed to disguise as if the writer did not intentionally mean "Hawk Tuah."
That's why i cage my "hawk too."
by Sloma Jack Clucks December 5, 2024
mugGet the hawk toomug.

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking, a theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of Cambridge taught me one thing....
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.
by A Muslim Cosmoslogist May 15, 2018
mugGet the Stephen Hawkingmug.

Hawk Foo

The act of getting the Hawk tuah from an asian girl/woman
This asian baddie is giving me the hawk Foo
by Dschlangs January 20, 2025
mugGet the Hawk Foomug.

Steamin Hawking

The act of giving a blowjob when you are in a wheelchair
She rolled up on me in her chair, grabbed the front of my jeans and proceeded to give me the meanest steamin hawking i have ever gotten. that shit made my toes curl and i almost blacked out
by captstabbin July 21, 2024
mugGet the Steamin Hawkingmug.

Hawk-Woman

Karla I need you to be my Hawk-Woman. I really need help with this girl.
by Marty McPie August 22, 2010
mugGet the Hawk-Womanmug.

Hawk

Probably loves playing guitar and singing. Also what has a huge penis.
I'm going over to hawks, it will be chill I'm sure.
by Dishsoapclenaer November 28, 2021
mugGet the Hawkmug.

Hawk Tuah Girl

When asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time", Hawk Tuah Girl responded with: "Oh you gotta give em that hawk- TUAH n' spit on dat thang"! The original video was circulated online around late June of 2024.
Guy 1: "Who made the Hawk Tuah joke?"
Guy 2: "I don't know.. People say its the- 'Hawk Tuah Girl', weird stuff bro"
by pseudonyimm September 29, 2024
mugGet the Hawk Tuah Girlmug.

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