Schneider-muffin

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.

"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"

by Miss Malice December 14, 2008

spaz-muffin

A crazed annoying retarded person who has spaz like qualities.

Ian the stalker of the grade was a complete spaz-muffin today.

by Noelleybellyboo April 2, 2007

bowl muffin

a well formed muffin shaped turd.

Honey, I left you a fresh bowl muffin in the toilet.

by Leysie January 4, 2008

Muffin Man

/ˈmʌfɪn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"

"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"

by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 8, 2018

thug muffin

a girl who is not a thug, but acts real hood, has a certain swag that is very down to earth and real

Yo, my sister lives in the suburbs, but she`s a real thug muffin

by Tshay December 4, 2006

horn muffin

A girl version of a horn dog! (or a horny gay guy)

{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!

by Fouldsy March 10, 2008

Butter the Muffin

while snowboarding, manual your tail then 180 and manual front

"Man, I was shredin' some sweet cherry cherry pow pow, when all of a sudden I decided to butter the muffin that made everybody look. Yeah, bro!"

by Paul Miracle December 22, 2007