Russian Mouse Trap

Stapling your ball sack to your leg

My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool

by Matthew Aiden Moura July 14, 2025

Mickey Mouse

A mascot of disney.

Mickey mouse says ''Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,0'-'

by Stella2763 August 12, 2025

Mickey Mouse quarter

Two dimes and a nickel. Called that because they look like Mickey Mouse when you arrange them (dimes for ears, nickels for head)

I’m out of regular quarters, but I have a couple of Mickey Mouse quarters in my pocket.

by Jalsqually August 22, 2025

Minsal Mouse

Minsal it kinda sounds like a mouse

That minsal mouse is huge

by Tryckery August 29, 2025

Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.

Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!

by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025

grey mouse

Woman that lookswise typically flies under the radar and doesn't use her potential. This can be intentional or by accident.

"Becky’s cute, but man, she really doesn’t try at all."
"If she just put in like 20% effort she’d be an absolute 9. Total grey mouse right now."

by captainmoregain November 24, 2025

Taiwanese mouse trap

When a female participant ties up their significant other (male), chains their wrists to a headboard, and proceeds to give them a handjob and stopping right before they ejaculate.

This also falls under the BDSM/sexual torture umbrella.

"Why did John look so tired at work today..?"

"I heard his wife caught him in the Taiwanese mouse trap"

by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025