michael myers

a crazy-ass son of a bitch

ask anyone, they will agree that michael myers is one crazy-ass son of a bitch

by midnytkillr August 5, 2011

Michael Scott

The Office character. Played by Steve Carell.

Michael Scott is as fast as a car.

by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018

Michael Pitt

Very very hot actor who has played in Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Murder by Numbers, Bully, and Finding Forrester.

Hey I'm Michael Pitt and I'm hot. No, I'm not related to Brad.

by Ashleyakathecoolestbitchthissideofcompton January 16, 2005

Michael Bay

A Michael Bay (named after the film director/producer) is a term used to describe a solid excretion that starts off pleasant but continues for so long that it causes the excreter to lose interest, or in some cases, physical pain, essentially like sitting through a Michael Bay film or Michael Bay marathon, you're feeling good about the first ten minutes or so but then you slowly lose interest and/or it physically hurts to carry on.

"I'm off to the loo"
"I hope it's not a Michael Bay."

"You were gone a while."
"Yeah, it turned out to be a Michael Bay, one of the most painful half hours of my life"

by ChrisNix91 May 8, 2014

shawn michaels

Possibly the best performer in WWE history. A true legend and icon, example of what pro-wrestling should be!

Shawn Michaels is the shizz!

by jen August 31, 2004

michael bolton

Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'

Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!

by Daytona Blue February 4, 2005

Michael Phelped

To take off with a quickness. To Book it. To Jet out. jettin.
To leave very quickly, vacate as fast as possible.

We swam past all the jellyfish, high.5ed the buoy 20 minutes later and Michael Phelped it back like a mermaid out of the sea! We were so scared of the jellyfish.

M.Phelp it dude, the boat is coming!

by Nadiathon. August 3, 2009