dead last

One in contention who played out to such a degree as to declare the game over...to give every appearance of qualifying only to be called out for a final try and curse someone out...
No one believed what she had risked now she's dead last...
The game oldmaid drew the queen...
In a class by herself no dead last...
To suffer anonimity...dead last

It was an inside joke, she came Out now she's dead last...

by Opal zen June 18, 2017

Flag

Get the dead lastmug.

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.

by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025

Flag

Get the August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or Rmug.

Elusive Last

A Middle-Eastern Jidahi oath to never snitch on your cell, and die in glory.

"Remember your Elusive Last, brother."

by westside215 July 28, 2024

Flag

Get the Elusive Lastmug.

Hiapo last name

Ya TRICK YA

OMG AMETHYST HIAPO LAST NAME JUST LICKED MY PUSSAY

by Nickiminajjv April 6, 2022

Flag

Get the Hiapo last namemug.

Last Train Home

To every broken heart in here
Love was once a part
But now it's disappeared
She told me that it's all a part of
The choices that you make, yeah
Even when you think you're right
You have to give to take

But there's still tomorrow
Forget the sorrow
And I can be on the last train home
Watch it pass the day
As it fades away
No more time to care
No more time, today

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

I wonder if you're listening
Picking up on the signals sent back from within
Sometimes it feels like
I don't really know what's going on
Time and time again it seems like
Everything is wrong in here

But there's still tomorrow
Forget the sorrow
And I can be on the last train home
Watch it pass the day
As it fades away
No more time to care
No more time, today

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

But we sing if we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing if it's not enough

And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To never fall in love
To never fall in love again
To never fall in love again
To never fall in love again..

by Gothic Miscreant October 14, 2023

Flag