horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

ONE PUMP JUMP

A one pump jump means the dude was in an out in a Flash.

Man, I done had me a one pump jump afore.His name was Rod.He said they called him "HOT ROD". He done got me all.Shoulda been called Quikbert.

by CANDYCANE May 10, 2004

Mexican Jumping Beans

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.

I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!

by baller393 November 4, 2011

canadian log jump

It's when you cover your penis in Maple syrup and titty fuck with a pearl necklace aftermath.

That mounty let me do the Canadian log jump on her.

by Roger consula March 9, 2017

Jump the Dolphin

A situation that appears to have gone downhill, only to redeem itself and possibly surpass its former glory.

Rachel: The TV show Lost seemed to jump the shark during the writers' strike.

Chris: No, it was a jump the dolphin situation. Have you seen season 6?

by taxicab224 May 9, 2011

Jumping Juice

Semen. The liquid produced by the man's member upon climax.

She gets my jumping juices flowing.

by gaijib3ta June 17, 2006

Jumping Piranha Plant

An Enemy in "Mario" which is a hybrid "piranha" and "flower."It can jump vertically in one direction(live in pipes throughout levels) and has a hunger for Mexican plumbers in red, green, or occasionally white(if flower power is activated).

Description: Red flower with white spots.Two green leaves.Razor sharp leaves and fish lips.

God Damnit Johnson! Did you just see that "jumping piranha plant" bite that large Mexican into a smaller Mexican?

by ConanATTACK August 22, 2006