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creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.
Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!
by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017
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Jean LeGrand

HE IS A WASTEMAN THAT GOES TO JSF HE IS SO DUMB
by Under12 May 9, 2019
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Lara Jean

Lara Jean is a generally considered a nice and shy girl that enjoys scrapbooking, fashion, especially Korean and vintage clothing, and baking. She is extremely attached to her sisters, and has a good relationship with her father. She is also described as "a girl that falls in love easily", referring to how she tends to have crushes easier than other people might, and is often called "quirky" by Peter. She is an amanzing friend for John Ambrose and EyS Family.
Lara Jean is an amazing pastry chef.
Peter and Lara Jean are in love.
Lara Jean and John Ambrose are the best team of friends.
by JohnAmbroseM September 10, 2018
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Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.
by tacklezzz April 19, 2024
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jean

the most sexy person on earth she has an awsome booty
Jean is so Jean
by sexygirlcalli May 9, 2023
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Jean-Baptiste

Jean-Baptiste is this little scientifique guy, smart, cool, and with a very good sense of humor! The type of man who make you laugh when you're sad, the type of guy you will be grateful to have in your life. He's capable to make you smile all day, just because he was by your side. He's a truly friend always there for you, to help you and always with smile!
person1 : are u okey? you seems sad? you should talk to Jean-Bapstiste , he will help you to forget your problems, he's the best for that
person2 : yeah, good idea, every person should have a Jean-Baptiste in their lives, they will be ok
by gigiinparadise June 6, 2017
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jean green

the .2 on your lap after rolling up, usually while in a car.
dude there was so much fuckin' jean green on my lap i coulda twisted another fatty.
by spanky patterson January 10, 2011
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