Front Cop, Back Cop

Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.
Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022
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Cop Camera Theater

The unctuous behaviors of abusive police officers who are aware they're being recorded, in an effort to deliberately create the illusion of justification for their otherwise unjustifiable actions.
Knowing they were within range of the cruisers dash cam, the police officers engaged in a little cop camera theater when they repeatedly shouted "STOP RESISTING!" as they beat the man who was obviously not resisting,
by Respect Mah Authoritah May 06, 2014
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copping mad

When u get mad nudes
Person 1: Wanna hang tonight?
Person 2: only if We’re copping mad
by Copping mad May 03, 2018
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Cop Rocked

When someone gets busted by the PO-9. Usually related to Vehicles and Driving infractions, such as speeding.
"Man. I got caught doing 70 in a 50 zone. I got mad Cop Rocked."
by FlyOnPaperWings May 25, 2008
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Meme Cop

Some pathetic person who feels like its their duty to tell you your meme is old.

Also Meme Nazi
Yeah, this was funny 8 years ago.

Ok, meme cop
by Bobakalacka April 15, 2021
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Rent-a-cop

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
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cop

When a person is trying to buy something they need
Hey im trying to cop these shoes.
by aa.drea May 30, 2017
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