The Internet

Is a series of tubes...

The Internet... you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...

by .hack//ADAM August 22, 2006

internet

A series of tubes. Can become clogged, but that can be remedied by a lotto ball.

"...The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

-The Eloquent and Wonderful Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by axbesm_starr July 14, 2006

Internet Hindus

A term coined by Sagarika Ghose (famous for her stupid tweets, pro-Congress pro-Gandhis stand), CNN-IBN Journalist, in 2010 out of frustration for people essentially belonging to the Right Wing political ideology, mostly visible as twitter handles. These are often characterized as Staunch Nationalists, Unapologetic Hindus, Strong Paid Media Critics, Tired of decades of Dynasty rule of Nehru-Gandhi clan, Haters of Indian Secularism (which mainly is nothing but appeasement of Muslim voters), Pro-BJP, anti-Congress, Die Hard Fans of Narendra Modi
Motto: Nation First Always

Internet Hindus Bharatiya Sanghi Right-Wing Paid Media

by APism November 12, 2012

Internet Explorer

Supposedly a web browser. Responsible for 90% of revenue I recieve from service calls regarding computers infected with viruses and spyware. A useful tool for downloading Mozilla Firefox or Opera, if you don't already have them.

Also known as: Toilet Paper

"Honey? Could you stop at the store on your way home from work? We're out of Internet Explorer!"

by A Huge Bear February 17, 2006

international businessmen

A group of highly classy, sophisticated gentlemen who regularly engage in business meetings while enjoying a delicious lager. They discuss topics such as bitches, beers, goats, opportunities and chlamydia. If you tell a woman you are an international businessman, you are guaranteed to engage in sexual intercourse with her, possibly resulting in giving her a pink sock.

Hobbs: Business meeting tonight boys.

J-Mut: Fuck yeah, gather some bitches and beers.

International Businessmen: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

by Team A August 18, 2010

International Playboy

Something that jungkook defines himself as.

jungkook: my name is jungkook
rm: scale is...
jungkook: scale is... international playboy
rm: international playboy!

by princess jin March 19, 2017

Internet Zen Guy

A guy who poses on the internet as the very living definition of calmness.

Whenever an example of someone in the real world (or even online) losing their temper, he will be the first to mock and insult them for their lack of control, as if it could never happen to them.

But secretly, however, they are just as prone to flip out as anyone else, and simply lack empathy or honesty. The internet tough guy's jealous cousin.

<valky> so I got home and I found my wife in bed with my neighbour. I totally lost it, couldn't stop screaming. I threw her out. The kids are with my parents.
<slipklw> you threw her out? jeez what a douche
<valky> don't act internet zen guy with me; I'll fuck your wife and see how you react

by DCH0 February 4, 2009