Cruel Beans

An unfortunate turn of fate.

"When they popped a cap in my homie's ass, that was cruel beans, man."

by Lunchmonkey November 15, 2009

Beans (Of Men)

Beans are the two things on a mans body located in a skin sack. They are also known as testicles. Balls are another word for beans.

playing baseball, " Oh shit, ughghh the ball hit me in the BEANS!"

two dudes hanging out. "Damn it! I just spilled dr pepper on my beans"

a guy who got laid last night. " Dude, my girl was sucking on my beans soooo fucking hard man!"

called beans, but are really Beans (Of Men)

by The Doctor... April 16, 2009

roasting the bean

thats where a dragon eats out a girl and breathes fire on her clitoris at the moment of climax

the song "ROASTING THE BEAN" by DRAGON SLUTZ

by the_tritone November 23, 2010

Bean Stew

A hot, multi-female, all nude, sex party.

Come on over to the dorm. We are having bean stew tonight.

I love a good bean stew.

This club is full of hot lez. I’ll round up some for bean stew tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

by Kcchiefs1888 February 4, 2009

Bean paste

The liquid around a girl's clitoris after she is done flicking the bean

Hey Mai, what were you doing last night, making bean paste?

by MagicMike33 October 27, 2016

special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)

Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”

by BoardCard December 16, 2018