I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

you're gonna get some

meaning you're about to get fucked

"oh Ashton you're gonna get some

by Elzharah January 20, 2024

You're gonna burn a hole through my face

A saying that means you've been staring to this person for way too long, and if you have a laser like Superman's on your eyes, you're gonna make a hole through their face.

A: *stares at B*
B: "Man, You're gonna burn a hole through my face with all your staring."
A: oh right, sorry I didn't realize.

by trlzd January 25, 2024

are you gonna eat that?

a phrase used as a joke (or not) usually related to sex with the homies.
can also be used when someone drops food on the floor.

damn i just shat on the floor, Are you gonna eat that?
holy cow that's a big beetle, are you gonna eat that?

by Stupid Imbecile February 25, 2024

I'm gonna brown :((((

A popular Team Fortress 2 meme stemming from a YTP from the early 2020s.

Soldier: I'm gonna brown :((((

Scout: What?

Soldier: IM SHITSINNGGG?

*Insert taco bell ejection noise*

by TheWhiteClone November 11, 2024

I'm gonna touch you vro

Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.

1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.

by myshishthereal789 June 18, 2024

is somebody gonna match my freak

“is somebody gonna match my freak” is like this super catchy phrase from Tinashe’s song “Nasty” that just blew up on tiktok. it became huge because of this white boy dancing to it, and people started making all these memes with his video. tinashe is basically saying she’s tryna have someone match her freak and nasty, and she kills the game every time. now everyone’s using it to ask if someone can keep up with their wild, fun energy. it's literally the song of summer 2024, a true banger that everyone’s obsessed with. stream Nasty by Tinashe to match her freak <3

my mom tried to do the viral tiktok dance with me and said, "is somebody gonna match my freak?" and i almost died laughing. she actually killed it though!

by nikecadet21 June 24, 2024