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Fruit blow up

When a girl gives you head while your dick is wrapped in a fruit roll up
Shawty: "I don't want to give you head. Your dick tastes bad!"
Bro: "What if I wrap it in a fruit roll up?"
Shawty: "Oh hell yes! I'll give you a fruit blow up whenever you want!"
by I Hump Llamas February 28, 2017
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Fruit - "E" - Wrap

A "fruit by the foot or fruit roll-up" wrapped around ones johnson, leaving room around the head for a fruity treat. Might I warn you, this often lead to a fruit explosion...
1. I finished the night off by giving her a tasty bedtime snack as I let her fiest on an "Fruit - "E" - Wrap". She could taste the rainbow as she guzzled on the exotic waterwall
2. All way to the droopy plums as she helped herself to an all you can eat "Fruit - "E"- Wrap"
by Toga Yoga November 25, 2010
mugGet the Fruit - "E" - Wrapmug.

fruit punch bowl

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.
12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 3, 2019
mugGet the fruit punch bowlmug.

fruit fly

an annoying person.(named for an insect that lays It's eggs in fruit)
by Light Joker September 13, 2004
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fruit roll up

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up
Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up
by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007
mugGet the fruit roll upmug.

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