Double Captain

A martial arts-like move made famous by Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk.

The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.

Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.

Did you see the episode where Kirk Double Captained that demi-god dude after fucking the green chick?

by Educated Manchild September 10, 2012

double stuffed slunts

A dirty sluty cunt, that engourges solely in her sexualy driven cunt. By slamming herself with objects up both lower region oraphises. Or getting, smashed hard in both holes at once

I love watching her thrash that dried oyster, double stuffed slunt style

The back up bum buddy crew I.e , der der dumb dumb, b6, soybean, heater boy and cuntis, nekta, flush and crash, all love double stuffing each other, while pretending they is no batty boys
Double stuffed slunts love getting there svingters smashed up just for the (spinafex)

by dwana pedastu November 11, 2013

double under

After a long night of drinking, when you need to puke and shit at the same time, you bring the trash can between your legs while on the toilet and squeeze as hard as you can. This act can be seen as pinching a raw sausage in the middle and pushing the meat out of the casing from both ends. If severely hungover, this is the best case scenario to efficiently exhume all remnants from the night before. Male side effects from this maneuver usually cause awkward boners.

" Man, John pulled the double under this morning. He must have had one hell of a night!"

by whiskyshits April 6, 2014

double chiblumpkin

As a man, you begin by taking a shit into the back tank of a toilet (top-shelf pooping). Your girl is taking a shit on the main seat but straddling it in reverse so she can blow you. All the while you are consuming a Chipotle burrito.

Dude I had to clean the tank of my toilet after my girl an I went to Chipotle and once we got home things got a little crazy and we ended up doing the Double Chiblumpkin in our bathroom...glorious!

by louiedog May 18, 2014

Double Reverse Gold-Digger

This sexual act is performed typically by a couple using a double ended dildo inserted into both anuses. From there, they proceed to bang each other, ass to ass.

A.K.A Double Magic, Double Trouble, DRGD

"Hey Scott, are you up for a double reverse gold digger before dinner?"

"That bitch would do anything for that old guy's money; except a double reverse gold-digger."

"Did you just fart?"

"Sorry, yeah, my ass is loosey goosey today."

"Why is that?"
"Kevin and I tried the double reverse gold digger last night."
"How was it?"
"Great."

by Troiweschuck May 18, 2014

double hippopotamus

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

by mossyrock September 3, 2014

Double Stuffed Buff

A way of clarifying wether or not some one is referring to a buff "Best ugly fat friend" or a buf "best ugly friend". The name is given for the two f's found in buff as buf has a single f.

Hey have you met Alexis's new buff?

I think so. Is she a double stuffed buff or just a buf?
Definitely a double stuffed buff.

by jtcommando27 September 24, 2014