A highly lethal and contagious STD that causes small green growths around your vagina (which is either obtained by way of the disease or preexisting). These growths burst and omit a glowing green waste product.
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Get the green puss disease mug.a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.
"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"
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Typical example of "New Yorker's Disease: "I ran into Harrison Ford today!" Reason not said - they were filming a movie on street in front of his/her place of work.
by greenlite350 August 12, 2012
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G: Drop an item and hit Alt-F4 and it will double!
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@
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Get the stupidity-transmitted disease mug.The inability to raise, lower, turn, and/or control your own head due to weak, injured, or insufficient neck muscle
Since she was notoriously clumsy, she tended to avoid newborns during their floppy head disease stage. It was really in everyone's best interest.
After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
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