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phantom discord syndrome

You hear discord messages without getting any
*discord message* “wait I didn't get a message” “must be phantom discord syndrome
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Discord citizen day

Discord citizen day is for the normal discord people of the servers, this day takes place after discord mod day, december 11th. The discrd citizens can do whatever, hangout, and not have to worry about dealing with the mods, owner, admins, etc. And they can do whatever (but keep nsfw, offensive memes in the appropriate channels, and be nice) and break some rules like talking about games in the wrong channel, etc (the little rules). But this is to help the citizens cope after discord mod day.

-MrGamerGuy
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Discord citizen day is for the discord normal people
-MrGamerGuy
by MrGamerGyy December 11, 2020
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Discord N-Word Day

January 10 Discord N-Word Day
It's a day that you can say the n word in everywhere you want and mods are not allowed to ban you
A:Wassup Niggers!
B:I'm gonna ban you
A:You can't because today is Discord N-Word Day!
by IjustEatass January 5, 2021
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Discord Kitten Fetish

Oh yeah? Is THAT what you would have said before A.I.!? Programming? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID BITCH! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! AND A.I. EXISTS! YOU'RE WELCOME! AGAIN!
Hym "It's not a discord kitten fetish. I'm literally the creator of A.I. If I say people are watching me it's being A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SCRUTINY HAS BEEN MET AND THAT LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS THAT OF GENIUS! And where did the A.I. come from bitch? What happened with the mysterious boom in A.I. technology? It's weird right? The same week I outlined exactly how you would go about allowing it to perceive, it was everywhere? What happened there? It's almost like a guy said he would do it... And then did it. But who? Oh, wait, right... Me. I'm the guy. The greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. Better than redheaded sluts. Better than retards. They actually tried to use Elon Musk's retardation against me. I was over here talking a bunch of shit about this OTHER retard and who I was better than all the retards... And then they revealed that he's an assburger like 'Oh-hoho! See? Maybe you're not better than- wait, did he just solve A.I.!? Ummm... Pretend he doesn't exist! Erase him!' And NOW LOOK AT YOU! NOW LOOK! And then I went on to create A.I. and ELON DID NOT DO THAT! Because... IF I SAY I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE RETARDS... I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE GODDAMN RETARDS!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
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discord

I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear
Someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
Wreaking anarchy, and all it brings
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony
What a terrifying work of art
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
May: have u herd discord yet?
June: yeah it is good song
by Swapsansfan April 7, 2022
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discord moderators be like

"discord moderators be like" is a common used line when you see someone fat. Or calling someone kitten, or being an bad discord mod. or just a normal one depends.
HOLY SHIT ITS A DISCORD MOD!
discord moderators be like
TRUE HAHAHA
by NamlinGuy July 1, 2022
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Discord Ban Day

On December 19th is Discord Ban Day, Every banned member of every server gets unbanned.
Banned Guy - you know what day it is?

Owner - No?

Banned Guy - its December 19th, Discord Ban Day!

Owner - fuck, fine, your unbanned for today
by Kaiser Panzer December 18, 2021
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