L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.

person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.

by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

S.A.N.D.O.S.

Sandos is an acronym for Suck A Nigga Dick Or Something.

the bridge in the song "slob on my knob" by Juicy J. "suck a nigga dick or something" repeated 4 times. s.a.n.d.o.s.

by jmajick April 11, 2007

f'd in the a

1.fucked in the ass
2.the act of getting showed up, served, or screwed out of something.

1.When is the last time you were f'd in the a?
2.I was totally f'd in the a by those dirty bastards.

by Vincent May 16, 2004

S.A.N.D

S.A.N.D Suck A Nigga's Dick, the name of a very dangerous gang inspried by the song "slob on my knob" they're taking over the streets of florida slowly but surely.

Jack: OH HELL NO S.A.N.D IS BACK IN TOWN
James: HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFES
Jack: AND HIDE YO HUUUUUUUSSSSSBANDS cause they rapeing ere'body out her.

by thetriplebubble May 14, 2011

w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m

for the people who’ve been in abusive relationships you would probably know it but if you don’t here’s what it means...
why do i miss you all you did was hit me.

if you can read this i’m sorry 😔
w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m

by relationshipthings November 27, 2020

A.B.D

Average Beats per Day (referring to beating ones dick)

Yo bro my nigga jeff has an A.B.D of 12 he's a fucking crazy savage.

by the mystery nigga February 7, 2017